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how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

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if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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And now you want advice? Alright, I’ll give you advice: go to Mexico and screw up like I know you will and wind up in a barrel somewhere!

(Source: jessepinkmanist, via heisenbergchronicles)